tân'si from TrotSki!

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TrotSki acknowledges that our communist ski goggles museum lies on Treaty 6 territory encompassing the traditional lands of the Cree, Dakota, Nakota, Saulteaux and the homeland of the Métis.  Unlike the asshats and dorks offering similar vapid acknowledgments whilst clinging stubbornly to their comfortable homes, cabins and university campuses, TrotSki is willing to put our East German Marks where our mouths are and return our less than marginal museum lands to First Nations peoples. 

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Armed with deeds of transfer, surrenders, conveyances, bequeathals and statutory declarations, TrotSki staff welcomed a gathering of Elders to the museum to celebrate the return of lands to Indigenous peoples.  The Elders confusedly toured the museum and halfheartedly perused the selection of Eastern European communist era ski goggles, Bulgarian skis, Yugoslavian ski posters, Soviet toques and East German ski pins.  If the museum's shoddy collections did not elicit sufficient shame, TrotSki's pinheaded Curator proceeded to accidentally set himself and two onlookers on fire while trying to smudge with sweetgrass.  

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After repeated queries directed to TrotSki's Curator from the Elders as to why anybody would collect Soviet ski wax, the Elders briefly met and then issued the following unanimous proclamation with what seemed like rather hurried dispatch:

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"White Man can keep this dump. 

We, the Treaty 6 Nations, reject TrotSki."

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